[Phanuthier]

Dumb things...

I dated a girl back in my undergrad who had D-cup boobs. Every time I walked through one of those scales at a grocery store, I imagined weighing her boobs on one of them.

Also, a friend of friend... ok this is more of a story... lets call him Jim. Jim was in university and about to head to a toga party. Now Jim is a pretty hairy dude, and because he was going to a toga party, he decided to trim his chest hair. Jim was in a bit of a rush, so while doing to landscaping on his chest, he's just cutting away, cutting away... oh... OH! He cuts off his nipple. (As the story goes) he goes "OH BOY... OH BOY... OH BOY..." looking at the nipple sitting on his scissors. He's gushing blood from where his nipple was supposed to be, he's late for the toga party... so, he patches up the area of his missing nipple and puts his nipple in the fridge, and goes to the toga party. While at the party (with a patch over his nipple, and people asking him questions) he gets a call from his roommate. "WHAT THE EFFING EFF IS IN OUR FREEZER?" Jim tells him its his nipple, "WHAT THE EFF IS YOUR NIPPLE DOING IN OUR FREEZER!" So anyways, Jim doesn't have health insurance (American uni... this same guy bought a porsche once by accident, but thats story is for a different time) so he can't afford to go to the hospital to get his nipple reattached.

Guess what happens when you cut off a nipple and you leave it alone? Yes it does grow back. Twice the size too, and darker in colour!

So... I always wonder why would happen if he cut off the other nipple, would it grow back 2x's the size too?

Oh, and less stupid stuff... I always wonder what it would be like to fly. Kind of a dream of mine.