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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
More along the line that after your interview with Fox news, you reboard the space ship and to your horror find out that all of the people that you snarked at were actually members of the interstellar society, and they were testing humanities tolerances to people with different ideas. Of course you failed the test by being a jerkface. The Aliens ask one last question and thats "Are human's white meat or dark meat" You of course answer "well both" Thus dooming humanity as the Aliens move a Denny's franchise to earth and start processing human's as a key part of their menu.
The last vision that you have is Ann coulter pulling out your Pancreas, looking at the other aliens and saying "This is the best part" then taking a big bite.
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Well, yeah, if you want to go for the after-school special "everybody learns a lesson" ending. I think modern audiences are prepared for something a little more complex, don't you?