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Kjesse · 08-25-2011, 12:46 AM

I read that the fall happened on the third attempt after wind gusts caused the first two attempts to fail, and the video I watched confirmed that. If that's true, this was an accident waiting to happen. Sure he's a professional, but there are safety limits, and this group in particular has had 3 deaths according to CNN? Wow.

GOD: Psssst, Darwin

DARWIN: Yo! God, you never text me!

GOD: Yeah, well, you're due back on terra soon, just a tip.

DARWIN: What's up?

GOD: That whole On the Origin of Species thing, I think humanity needs a boost.

DARWIN: K, I can try?

GOD: You won't actually rembember this, I'm just planting seeds. If they live long enough, they'll reproduce anyway.

DARWIN: Say what?

GOD: I'm still working on the technology algorithm, its fairly complicated even with my omnipotence.

DARWIN: Maybe reduce the intelligence seed, technology unbridled can be a detriment?

GOD: Tried that, spawned Sarah Palin. Its a little late.

08-25-2011, 12:46 AM	#10
Kjesse Retired Join Date: Oct 2003 Exp:	I read that the fall happened on the third attempt after wind gusts caused the first two attempts to fail, and the video I watched confirmed that. If that's true, this was an accident waiting to happen. Sure he's a professional, but there are safety limits, and this group in particular has had 3 deaths according to CNN? Wow. GOD: Psssst, Darwin DARWIN: Yo! God, you never text me! GOD: Yeah, well, you're due back on terra soon, just a tip. DARWIN: What's up? GOD: That whole On the Origin of Species thing, I think humanity needs a boost. DARWIN: K, I can try? GOD: You won't actually rembember this, I'm just planting seeds. If they live long enough, they'll reproduce anyway. DARWIN: Say what? GOD: I'm still working on the technology algorithm, its fairly complicated even with my omnipotence. DARWIN: Maybe reduce the intelligence seed, technology unbridled can be a detriment? GOD: Tried that, spawned Sarah Palin. Its a little late. Last edited by Kjesse; 08-25-2011 at 12:51 AM.