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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Dear Cheerio,
On behalf of the rest of the University, from people taking fake degrees like Philosophy to hardcore stuff like medicine and law, please for the love of god don't act like a total ######bag.
You're probably thinking, "but Cecil, why would i act like a ######?". Well Cheerio lots of kids from Haskayne wear suits to school. I imagine mostly it is a requirement as part of business classes that you take. That's cool. People in suits look totally serious and ready for business.
The problem is your ######bag bretheren in Haskayne thinks this actually makes them real businessmen responsible for million dollar deals.
No joke, I was on the train a while ago and this guy in his gaudy pinstripe suit and D&G sunglasses was yapping loud enough for the whole train to hear how awesome he was and how his business deal was crumbling. He was acting like he just sat at home at watched Boiler Room and Wall Street back to back to back for a week.
Me and the rest of the train had to put up with this gong show for about 20 minutes. Captain dbag then proceeds to hang up, say "see you in class" and get off the train with his backpack in hand.
That's right. He was talking about a class he was in. This hilarious dbag isn't a business man at all, he was a ####ing student who watched the Social Network and thought he was the second coming of Eduardo Saverin.
So Cheerio, you may have to wear a suit, do business classes and even have some courses where a small business venture will be undertaken by you and your classmates.
But please, for the love of god, this does not make you an actual businessman who makes 7 figures and drives an SL500. It makes you a poor student who gets laughed at behind his back by the rest of the campus, who are all wearing pajama pants and eating ramen noodles BTW.
Thanks,
The rest of the U of C student body and the rest of the Haskayne students.
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FYP
Don't worry most of the rest of us also hate these ######s and make fun of them constantly. We are not even close to the suit wearing ######s that everybody seems to think comes out of Haskayne.
As Rasta-Masta pointed out above most of us wear our PJ's and Ramen Noodles just like the rest of the UofC, except for the two weeks (final week of each semester) a year that we have to present our final projects to the class.
P.S. Hi Grady