I don't have answers for some of these (perhaps that's indicative of personal flaws
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What historical figure do you most identify with?
Winston Churchill
Which living person do you most admire?
Margaret Thatcher
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Laziness/procrastination
What trait do you most deplore in others?
Idiocy
What is your greatest extravagance?
Gifts for Mrs. Impaler
On what occasion do you lie?
To protect others (that could be a lie, as maybe I am protecting myself)
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Spare tire
What is your favorite journey?
Great Wall
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Abstinence
Which living person do you most despise?
Robert Mugabe
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Where are you going you stupid c*nt? (while driving obviously)
What is your greatest regret?
That I left my job in Moscow to go to law school
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Mrs. Impaler
When and where were you happiest?
When Maks the Impaler was born (surprisingly)
Which talent would you most like to have?
Omnipotence
What is your current state of mind?
Content
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would like to know what I want to do, and I would like to know that 25 years ago
If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
Nothing
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be?
Person
If you could choose what or who to come back as, what would it be?
As myself for a replay
What do your consider your greatest achievement?
Running a marathon
What is your most treasured possession?
None
What is your most marked characteristic?
Sarcastic
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Intellect
What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
Censored
What do you most value in your friends?
Intellect
Who are your favourite writers?
AJP Taylor, Churchill, Dostoyevsky
Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Sam Gamgee
Who are your heroes in real life?
None
What is it that you most dislike?
People
How would you like to die?
I wouldn't