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Originally Posted by flylock shox
If you're really scared of going to the gym, you probably just shouldn't bother. I used to be only 145 lbs (at 6'6"), and was constantly mocked by all the muscleheads at my local gym. I started doing steroids and eating nothing but meat, and shot up to 260 lbs of lean muscle in only 3 months. The best part? No working out.
I went back to that same gym after my program and ended up beating up a couple of those dumb jocks in the parking lot after I beat them in a bench press challenge and stole one of their girlfriends (just by winking at her while I pretended to struggle with my 10th rep at 350 lbs). I guess they took offence.
Then I peeled out of there in my Camaro blasting AC/DC and slamming a protein shake (with the girl on my lap).
It was awesome.
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i cried tears of joy when i read this........