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Originally Posted by malcolmk14
There used to be this fat, disgusting ice cream man who drove around on the little Dickee Dee cart in Whitehorn. He was old, greasy, and grouchy and from what I can remember just the worst human being ever.
One time we baited him to one of the corners of Whitefield Close, and we sent out one innocent looking kid with a $5 bill to buy an ice cream bar.
As soon as that guy got out of his cart, six of us jumped out from behind bushes and cars with crazy Super Soakers and water balloons - he was drenched within seconds. It was good for him, it looked like he needed a shower.
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...and from that day forward, every ice cream treat had a pube stuck to it.