Didn't read this whole thread yet so excuse me if this has been mentioned but does anyone remember "he strap"? I had this teacher in grade 5 that I'm sure loved that thing more than sex, anyway, one day I was being myself and she had enough with me and said hold out your hand for five lashes. I held my hand out decided I would be a tough guy threw this ordeal and smirk at the class as she hit me. She got so mad she wildly hit me over the wrist (actually cut me) Well in the words of the champ I lost it, I snapped, grabedthe strap and beat her with it over the ass till she ran out of the classroom.
I know this must sound crazy but whats even more crazy is I got grounded by my parents for 2 months.
This what have been 1971 so yeah, times have sure changed!