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painful and fun childhood memories that the parents just shrugged at:

1) having to walk 2 km's home with my cousin after he put a fish hook through my ear and we didn't think of cutting the line so I was hooked to the rod the entire way.

2) having "dirt bomb wars" consisting of throwing large dirt clumps at each other, the harder the better.

3) "Welters"

4) playing tag in houses under construction at night. The more black you had on the better you were able to hide.

5) Taking a bottle cap and drilling a hole through the center, Attach a rubber band, take a q-tip and melt a pin into the end...taaadaaa! I mini bow and arrow that we used to fire into unsuspecting asses on the playground.

Everyone always asks me if I was always accident prone and upon further reflection it's not that I was/am accident prone more I just did/do extremely stupid and dangerous ####