[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Go on thinkgeek.com and order yourself the following:

Tactical Canned Bacon: 14 cans
Tactical Sammich (Peperoni Flavour): 7
Tactical Sammich (Honey BBQ Beef Flavour): 7
Canned Unicorn Meat: 14 cans

That should be more than enough for 3 squares a day for a couple of weeks while whatever disaster you're waiting for blows over.

Edit: Yeah, those are all real products. I've tried the bacon, it's pretty good, I'm currently waiting for my Sammiches and Unicorn Meat to arrive.