Captain America isn't a hero, he's a product of 20th century cheating. And in the real world, he would have died at the age of 30 of severe cancer, with a complete shrinky dink, bacne and a massive bald spot centered mullet.
In fact when they reboot Captain America, I think that they should cast Hulk Hogan in the lead role.
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