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Originally Posted by Montagna
Wildhorse was fun last night. Had the obligatory drunk in cowboy hat try to grind with my girlfriend last night then take offense when I politely pulled her away from him. Got asked if I had a "prolem",then got stared at by him and his buddies while I happily danced the night away. Got to take the good with the bad at the stampede.
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You young kids don't know nothin about Stampedin.
Instead of politely pulling your girlfriend away, you pick up a chair and bash him over the head with it, his buddy will then randomly punch someone in the face.
The Whimpy guy at the bar will smash a whiskey bottle making it into a crude knife that he will wave threateningly.
Meanwhile one of the other girls in the bar will jump on a guy from behind and continually bash him in the head with a pot.
The Piano player will keep playing until a randomly thrown bottle hits him in the head knocking him out, you and the guy you're brawling with will stop punching long enough for one of you to say "Good, I hated that song anyways" Then you'll start punchin each other again.
Meanwhile someone will grab your buddy or side kick or whatever by the shoulder and belt buckle and slide him face down across the bar and then fling him through the front window of the bar.
The priest who slips in from one of the bedrooms upstairs will hold up his bible and start yelling at everyone to settle down..
Then the sheriff will point his gun in the air and fire it, everyone will miraculously freeze in mid punch and stare as the sheriff goes over to the poker table and pull down the sleave of the winning player to reveal an ace of each suite.
Meanwhile the guy that was grabbing your girl, dashes out of the bar with one hand holding his cowboy hat on his head while someobody shoots at his feat tellin him to "dance"
Now thats stampedin'