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Old 07-11-2011, 09:54 AM   #34
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Not a chance. It would have ramped off at a great velocity, twisting sideways as it soars over the backside of the iceburg. The rear part of the boat would explode in a fiery outburst of metal and splintered wood. After a full barrel roll, the Titanic crashes back into the frigid waters; KSHRAWWWW!! Then in a last ditch effort, the iceberg takes one final punishing blow and crushes what's remaining of the Titanic. The precious "Heart of the Ocean" necklace is lost forever. Throw in a couple recycled highway chase scenes and call it good.

Directed by Michael Bay.
Don't forget that we would get a cute but slightly stupid Captain, screaming in terror as he tried to jam the All Spark into the engine.

And instead of the band paying classical music as it sailed over the ice berg in slow motion it would be Kid and Play singing back ground vocals while Vanilla Ice rapped "Ice Ice Baby"
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