I would like to interupt this argument to give you 10 reasons the Stampede is awesome:
1. Free pancakes
2. Cowgirls (or if you are Flames85 S*** and liars)
3. Eating 4000+ calories in one day on the grounds
4. Being socially acceptable to drink more by noon, then most people do all year
5. Fireworks
6. Long nights, early mornings and no one asking why you have a three-day beard in the office
7. Jeans at work for 10 days
8. Half-days at work, corporate parties and the rodeo
9. Singing in Nashville North to one of the 5 Country songs every single person know (western christmas carol?)
10. Slingshot/Zero-G/Drop of Fear
Bonus: That feeling you get knowing you survived another year and are now planning to detox for the rest of the month
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