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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Cry and beg over the phone. Say you need to feed your kids/buy diapers for your newborn and this contract is holding you back. Have your wife/gf in the background crying about how screwed you guys are all because of this contract.
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And then when they continue to refuse, have your wife scream "Oh my god he's got a gun".
Then you yell out "You've screwed us all you son of a b%tch" Then fire a cap gun twice in the air and hang up the phone.
Now this is the crucial part, you've only got a few minutes.
Take some of the left over grenades from your first death faking and put them in a bath tub that you've filled with gasoline, take the male and female corpses that you stole from the grave yard earlier in the day and douse them with gas and leave them in the living room with the male dummy clutching a gun.
Then flee into the night as your house explodes.
Contract broken.