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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Buy a store dummy and dress it up in your clothing. Then put the dummy in your car, fill the backseat with kerosine bottles. Make sure that you wear the same clothe as the dummy. Drive around chatting on your cellphone until you reach a cliff. Then engage the cruise control, toss a hand grenade in the back seat and dive out of your car hoping that you remembered to buy a parachute.
As you gently float to the ground pull out your phoney ID that you bought from Rusty Griswald the other day and start your new life.
Because you were last seen chatting on your cellphone your family should file a $150 million dollar class action suit for wrongful death. Of course your family will agree to drop the law suit in exchange for a contract termination.
Of course you are now contract free and have assumed your new name Juan Valdiaz mexico city cab driver.
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Nick Papagiorgio from Yuma, you're in software.