[Krackt420]

How bout some 'Bushisms"...they're always funny.

The following are things that have actually come out of the mouth of the president of one of the richest and most powerful countries on planet earth:

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person."

"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."

"We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

and my personal favourite.....

"They misunderestimated me."