01-08-2006, 05:19 PM
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#111
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Cheese
LOL...on and on you go...heres the religion you follow:
Ten Punishments
(Let's post these in the schoolroom!)
1. Exodus 22:20: He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
2. Leviticus 24:16: And he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death.
3. Exodus 31:15: Whosoever doeth any work in the Sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.
4. Exodus 21:15: He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.
5. Exodus 21:17: He that curseth his father or his mother, shall surely be put to death.
6. Exodus 22:19: Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
7. Leviticus 20:13: If a man lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death.
8. Leviticus 20:10: And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death.
9. Mark 16:16: He that believeth not, shall be damned.
10. Malachi 2:1-4: And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you. If you will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart to give glory to my name, ... behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
"Thou Shalt Not Bear False Testimony Against Thy Neighbor." Against thy neighbor!? Why only "against thy neighbor"? If it's wrong for one, it's wrong for all, isn't it? Or is it? As I studied the Bible more closely, I discovered that one's "neighbor" is one's fellow religionist. We of other faiths (or no faith) are fair game for false accusation.
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The death you are speaking of is the death of the soul.
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