It bothers me that this has to be a law. People are sitting in their cars, deepthroating their curling irons and pouring cereal into their hair thinking "there's absolutely nothing wrong with what I'm doing." Then all of a sudden this law gets announced and these same idiots are saying "Wait, it's dangerous to read Where's Waldo on Deerfoot? This is absurd!"
I wish I could store up common sense and vomit it all over the public. L4D Boomer-esque. Except instead of attracting infected, it attracts a little bit of everyday intelligence into those poor milk-soaked heads of idiots.
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