SF, put on some old clothes and put the vehicle into the garage tonight just before game time. Lock the door and tell the wife you can't be disturbed (safety reasons). Get some beer. Take the beer over to a buddy's to watch the Bruins beat the Canucks; consume the beer. Return to the garage and come into the house to tell the wife something really complicated was wrong and that you fixed it to keep her safe because you love her and her safety is of prime importance. Don't forget to smear some grease on your hands, arms and clothes. Expect great sex tonight.
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