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Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN
If there was ever a time I was gonna break, it was Saturday. The day started off good when Portugal beat Norway. But then on my way to work, I got a speeding ticket, and it was even worse because I never take that street to work, but because of my brother(long story), I did. Then when I get to work, the internet was down. Nothing worse than doing my job with no internet. Then the Canucks won. Then I had to deal with Canuck fans for an hour and a half. Then I got into an argument at work, and I was just in the worst mood possible. On my drive home, all I could think about was how good a cigarette be. I should stop, I should stop.
I'm happy that I decided against and got drunk instead. Luckily, I was too drunk to drive to the store and too lazy to walk to get any smokes.
This entire Canuck run has been brutal on me, but I'm getting thru it.
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I have an idea. Every time you get an urge, walk outside, and punch the first person you see wearing a Canucks jersey, in the throat. You shouldn't have to wander too far, and it should definitely take the edge off.