The june bugs have emerged from hell
They have dug their way up out from whatever hellish abyss they call home and are now ramming against the windows of my house at this very moment trying to get in to feed on my flesh and become tangled in my hair.
Do not go out after sun down. Do not go outside hatless. Do not dig holes, as it just makes the monstrous ascent easier for their evil little legs. Bar your doors and windows and smother all light. The june bug apocalypse is now.
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