This had me on the floor:
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My sister’s house is haunted. Apparently porn movies were shot there back in the 1980s, & most of the actors died of AIDS or drug-related illnesses. Now their angry, uneasy spirits roam free.
One day she was on her own (the kids were at school & husband at work) & she was forced into a 45m Bukkake scene with the ghosts. Obviously she had to fake enjoying it in order to appease their spirits. Sadly, this got posted onto YouPorn & now seriously threatens her marriage- but SHE HAD NO CHOICE!
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