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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Talk about whiney? How about Bruce Wayne, the emo at 30-40 odd years old. I mean, yeah, your parents were killed when you were a kid and you fell into a hole with some bats. Big deal, get over it already, you emo. You're a grown man now, it's time to stop dressing in all black. I got stung by a nest of bees when I was a kid but you don't see dressing up in a bee suit and going to fight crime.

Spiderman, on the other hand, doesn't have a choice. He has radioactive spider blood in him. He can't help what he does -- it's just the way his body works, like being straight or gay.

I just got an image of Peter Parker being bit by a gay radioactive spider to create...Gay Spider-man!