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Old 05-19-2011, 11:06 AM   #1
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Default FS: Haunted Computer Stuff! And good cause!

Well, hello. Welcome to my haunted computer stuff extravaganza! The following items have plagued me with their mysticism (by mysticism, I mean I rarely ever use them) for too long, and I believe it is time I got rid of them.

Router
This is a Linksys Wireless N router. I have all the software for it. Owned it for about 3 months. I'm pretty sure this router is haunted by Zuul, minion of Gozer.
Price: $SOLD


Scanner
This is a HP Scanjet 4070. I got the sofware and cables for it as well. Beware, this scanner has uncanny powers. One time I found myself scanning ye olde timey porn from the 1930s and I don't know why.
Price: SOLD


Desk
I call this "The horror desk of Bel-Shazaar". This desk has been known to cloud your mind and make you forget it is there, which is probably why I never used it once since I owned it. I believe the dark powers/wood will accent your home somehow.
Price: SOLD


Monitor
This is an Acer 20" LCD monitor. Beware, this monitor has no HDMI outputs, but it will cause you to play endless starcarft 2 and CoD games until you vomit in terror. One time, while not using the monitor for extended periods of time, it will turn itself off, which leads me to believe it is sentient somehow.
Price: SOLD


Anyway, in all seriousness, I'm getting rid of some of my spare items to donate half the money I make from these sales to the Canadian Cancer Society. Some of you may already know this, but my dad had cancer recently and my family and I have already contributed a lot to funding research (don't worry, he's recovering nicely now). I figured since I have a few items lying around, I might as well get rid of them and put some of that money to good use. Feel free to make me an offer, but please, don't low ball too much

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