Remember, LPO's can't do anything to you until you leave the premises. So stuff a bunch of stuff into your pockets and look shifty if you want to. You'll get a bunch of guys following you. Go toward the exit, and then suddenly veer toward the cash register and pay for it. Sometimes you can even turn around and try to strike a conversation with the LPO's and ask why they are following you, etc. for fun.
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