[Hack&Lube]

There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed
But I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic and have been since the day I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment dad came

because

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

Hindu Taoist Mormon
Spill thiers just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood

Every sperm is useful every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate