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Yasa · 05-12-2011, 02:23 PM

I've driven it once. My advice is; always speed. This is a race. You don't want to lose, do you?

Drive tired. It'll keep you on your toes, and your reflexes will be cat-like.

Pass cars whenever you want. If somebody in the on-coming lane doesn't want to get hit, they'll move. You're the boss of the road.

Forget windshield wiper fluid. Bugs are natures fluid.

Safety kits? Nobody needs those. Watch MacGyver, learn his techniques.

Finally, if you see a ramp; drive off it. Chicks dig stunts.

05-12-2011, 02:23 PM	#61
Yasa First Line Centre Join Date: Aug 2009 Exp:	I've driven it once. My advice is; always speed. This is a race. You don't want to lose, do you? Drive tired. It'll keep you on your toes, and your reflexes will be cat-like. Pass cars whenever you want. If somebody in the on-coming lane doesn't want to get hit, they'll move. You're the boss of the road. Forget windshield wiper fluid. Bugs are natures fluid. Safety kits? Nobody needs those. Watch MacGyver, learn his techniques. Finally, if you see a ramp; drive off it. Chicks dig stunts.