[Crazy Bacon Legs]

Here's what you do:

Get three of those small, plastic kiddie pools. Fill one with ketchup, one with mustard, and one with mayonnaise.

You buy a giant bread (at least 8 feet) and hollow it into a sort of bread-boat.

You buy a few slides of varying heights and sizes, and a small-medium sized jungle gym.

The, buy at least 6,000 hot dog wieners. You can save big if you buy in bulk like that.

You set up the pools in a sort of circle, with the slides' ladders coming out of each pool and the slide pointing into the next one. You put the boat in one of the pools. You have a giant vat in the middle of the circle filled with the 6,000 cooked hot dogs. You surround the vat with the jungle gym.

One child sits in the vat of hot dogs and throws them at the other contestants, who are all floating in one of the condiment pools on the giant bread boat. If a hot dog lands in the boat, you must peel off a portion of the boat and eat the hot dog , using ONLY the condiment from the pool you are in. After 10 minutes or 40 hot dogs, get out, carry the boat to the top of the slide, and slide into the next pool. Switch roles occasionally.

The person in the hot dog vat must only escape from the vat using the jungle gym, and they can only use their right arm and their left leg. Any other limb touching the jungle gym, or the ground, is an automatic penalty.

The game ends when all the hot dogs are eaten.

You basically do this for 10 days.

Cost: $3,562
Time: Your whole vacation
Travel time: zero!
Memories: infinite

At least, that's how I used to spend my summers.