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puckluck · 05-05-2011, 08:53 PM

Osama Bin Laden: Coming To A Beach Near You

I got this new drink called the "Osama Bin Laden". Its two shots and a splash of water!

"After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan." —Jimmy Kimmel

"Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" -Craig Ferguson

Add the good ones you've heard.

Oh, and the funniest joke of them all:

"Osama is still alive"

05-05-2011, 08:53 PM	#1
puckluck Lifetime Suspension Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Easter back on in Vancouver Exp:	Best Bin Laden Jokes Osama Bin Laden: Coming To A Beach Near You I got this new drink called the "Osama Bin Laden". Its two shots and a splash of water! "After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan." —Jimmy Kimmel "Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'" -Craig Ferguson Add the good ones you've heard. Oh, and the funniest joke of them all: "Osama is still alive"