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Originally Posted by ken0042
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A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet, which is getting ready to
takeoff. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes
himself off with his handkerchief. He zips up, and continues
reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again,
unzips, and wipes with a handkerchief.
The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude, and
if you do it again, I am going to call the flight attendant and have you
removed from this plane.
He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very
rare and embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every
time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed
by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are
you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he says