You should bring him a case of eggs as a gift, use them as your ante in the poker game:
'I raise $2.'
'I'll see your $2 and raise you an Extra Large, Free Range, brown egg.'
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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