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					Originally Posted by icarus
					
				 I would pick the elephant, considering the other three animals have learned to (and are equipped to) kill in order to survive.
 If you have a knife handy and you're attacked by a shark, stab it in the "throat"--that's where it's heart is located. I've dissected a couple sharks in my day, and I can tell you their hearts are quite far up.
 
 Here is a question of debate among me and some friends of mine:
 
 Who would win in a fight between a swan and a badger?
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Why?  Are swans tough or something?  I never heard they were so tough, what with all that graceful crap and the vulnerable neck and all.
Once when I was a kid I was on a golf course and a badger went racing by and I shouted "look, a badger"! and my pal went chasing after it just to have a look.  He thought it was some sort of crazy dog.  I guess he's lucky he didn't catch it.