If you want eye candy - go to the strippers. I go to a restaurant expecting good service. I don't care if the girl/guy is a 3, 5, 7, 9 or a 23, just make sure my glass is always full, you know what the soup de jour is and my steak is done properly.
Hooters and clubs are the exception here - and so they should be. When it comes to sitting down and eating a nice meal, it better be delivered with some competence - and by someone who's boobs stay in their shirt and hair isn't falling into my plate when she sets it down in front of me.
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