"Hello, home owner looking to rent their home long term?"
"Yes?"
"I'm very interested in renting"
"That's great, we'll need references"
"Really? Because I just need it for one night for a massive house party, with a keg and DJ. But it's cool because it's for my, uhhh wife...right, my wife. I am totally not looking for a place to have a huge party and trash and not repair under the guise that I am married"
click.
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