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RougeUnderoos · 12-22-2005, 01:02 PM

I say elephant. I'd rather be stomped and smothered quickly as opposed to torn limb from limb and eaten for lunch.

Also, death by elephant isn't nearly as gruesome so the footage might even make the news. I've always wanted to be on the news.

12-22-2005, 01:02 PM	#29
RougeUnderoos Franchise Player Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Clinching Party Exp:	I say elephant. I'd rather be stomped and smothered quickly as opposed to torn limb from limb and eaten for lunch. Also, death by elephant isn't nearly as gruesome so the footage might even make the news. I've always wanted to be on the news.