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Old 04-01-2011, 02:37 PM   #81
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In my own twisted mind I just have this hilarious vision in my mind of an atheist dying.

All of a sudden he pops into a beautiful place with harps, hot chicks with wings, and all you can eat buffet and free beer.

He turns around and see's a man in a toga with a magnificant beard sitting on a throne. He's wearing a name tag that says "Hello my name is god"

The atheist walks up to him, and looks at the name tag and stammers out

"I don't believe it"

God smiles and says in a Yoda voice

"And that is why you fail . . . now pull gods finger"

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