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When my wife was pregnant with our second kid one of the receptionists at my office asked my then 5 year old son, "Do you know wha's in your mommy's tummy?" He gave her the strangest look and didn't answer for a second, so she repeated herself. He then gets this look of comprehension on his face and says, "Well, I don't know what she had for breakfast, but if you're talking about her uterus there's a baby in there."

My one assistant in her late thirties often says that my older son makes her feel dumb though, so this is actually pretty typical for him, but it's an office legend now.