Funniest quotes from kids!
So I was playing the Wii with my son (6 years old) and my daughter (3 years old) when my son busted out the funniest quote ever from his short life. And I don't say this lightly, because this little nut-job has said some funny stuff!
He is obsessed with Sports Resort, so we are playing bowling. Everyone in the family has a Mii, so Jilly wants to bowl. I am helping her, because her hands are so small, she can't reach the buttons while holding the controller. Subsequently, I (Jilly), nails a couple of strikes. I'm trying to let Ethan win, but sometimes on Wii bowling, you just bust out a few strikes no matter how slow the ball is going.
Without missing a beat, he turns to me and says "Dad, if she wins, you're going to get a kick in the nuts!"
Six years old and I am threatened with a kick in the nuts? Awesome! I laughed so hard I almost threw up.
How about you guys/girls? Any funny kid quotes?
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