How does one become a FPAG? There's obviously an art to it, because the fire always burns from behind the log for the most part, and it never turns into the inferno that is my campfire (I guess a lack of kerosene helps there...)
Is it training? Is it years spent in some secluded forest practising? Does the apprentice become the master and forge his own fireplace? Where can you find the MFPAG (master fireplace arm guy) and obtain the training...or does he find you, and take you as a disciple?
-Scott
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