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Originally Posted by Dion
A study from the U.K., however, suggested that 12-year-olds raised by mother-only families (lesbian or heterosexual) scored the same on masculinity factors as sons raised by a mother and a father. Interestingly, though, the mother-only boys also scored higher on femininity scales.
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"Mrs. and Mrs. Jenkins, our study showed that your son is partial to beer and salty snacks, burping, farting, and watching contact sports. Our research also revealed a pronounced preference for pink lacey things, throw pillows, and large collections of shoes he's only worn once."
"We also noted that, while he was consuming beer and salty snacks and watching hockey, he regularly nagged himself about each of these things and reminded himself to put the seat back down after peeing."
"Mrs. and Mrs. Jenkins, your son is the most well balanced young man we've seen since explosion of sensitive 90s kind of guys 20 years ago. We expect he'll be single until he's 35, but will have lots of female friends and an unusually well decorated (if rarely used) bachelor pad."
"Or he could turn out gay. It's hard to tell really."