Heaven exists... in every man's mind. Heaven is nothing more than a creation of man to comfort us when death is at our door. After all, how would are we supposed to feel when we consider all the "good" we did in our lives is for naught, all the "fun" we missed out on, and the guy who lived hard, died young, and boffed every piece of tail he saw, ends up in the exact same place (the cold hard earth)?
On a similar note, I would like to announce to everyone that I have found God! I was cleaning house for Christmas and I found the Lord, Jesus Christ! He was behind the sofa the whole time.
