People put too much effort into naming their kids. Doesn't matter what you call them, their school mates are still going to mock them.
Need help getting a name? Try this link:
http://www.rinkworks.com/namegen/fna...d=checked&f=11
My favorite is "Dooftwerp".
Also, any expecting parents out there? I DARE you to name your daughter "Xena". Doo EEET!