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Originally Posted by fotze
Me and a co-worker have really dreamt of what we would do if we won the lottery and had to quit:
- Scan a copy of your dick and balls and asscrack email it to the company
- Have a contest who could get fired first
- Obligatory crap on someone's desk
- Fart in a jar and send inter-office mail to HR lady (that was for Fonz, RIP)
- Publicly threaten the life of the next company wide Reply-all ######
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I'd hire a bunch of chinamen over the age of 70 as my bodyguard. They'd push people out of my way wherever I go. In the club, they would stand guard and scan the ladies as they let them into the VIP room. I'll walk into a restaurant and one of my old bodyguards will reserve a table by only speaking in cantonese to a waiter who clearly do not speak it. I'd also hire an vietnamese woman over 90 to drive my limo.