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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
- L. Ron Hubbard on Scientology, which states that billions of years ago, the Evil Emperor Xenu supressed a revolt in his galactic empire by sticking alcohol and glycol into people and freezing them, then flying them in space planes (which look exactly like the DC8 except without propellers) to Earth and dumping them into Earth's volcanos which were then exploded by atomic bombs and these Alien Thetan souls are on Earth in the billions inside every human being today. Oh yeah, at some point a giant obscene dog ate everybody and shinguarded them out the other end.
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This stuff is priceless. The DC8s with rocket engines?