I am giving a speech at a function soon and everyone knows me as 'The Canadian'- they want me to talk about the relationship between Canadians and Americans and I can find thousands of jokes about Canada, but hardly any about Americans from a 'Canadian' point of view. Anyone know jokes/colloquialisms that would be good (somewhat clean) for a speech? It will be for a charitable benefit and the audience will be all adults, many retired athletes who have a great sense of humour. Anything would be appreciated as it's the only thing I am missing. Thanks! You can PM the jokes if you want.
