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Old 02-28-2011, 09:37 AM   #209
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Anything that a Wayans brother has ever even been near.

- Deep Blue Sea

This is the only movie I have ever honestly walked up to the Guest Services desk on half price Tuesday or whatever and demanded my money back. Credit to the dude at the desk who shrugged his shoulders: 'yeah, yeah, I know, here you go.'

What a terrible film.

- The Last Airbender

This movie was pure, pure garbage.

As for the single worst movie experience of my life, nothing will ever, ever compare to Twilight. Unfortunately, my GF loves that steaming heap of ####. She insisted that it wasnt that bad and that I should watch it with her.

Needless to say, it was pure hell. That movie was so bad, everything, the plot, the story, the acting, the actual camera and filmwork, the effects, everything. As soon as they did the running up trees in the woods and sparkling crap I honestly lost my #### and my GF hated me for a week.

I mean, WTF, they were playing ####ing softball for a while there? What the HELL??
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