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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Don't worry, womyn around the world appreciate you fighting the good fight.
That said, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You've already told her twice.
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Ohhhh original.
Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a ho.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
How does a man plan for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Even at that stage they won't stop to ask directions.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
