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Originally Posted by Hessen

His rant was aimed at Chuck Lorre over comments he made about Sheens lifestyle. Lorre places a Vanity Card at the end of every episode of every show he produces. Many are censored before they hit the air, but can be read on his website. Many are funny but alot are really weird. One of his recent cards made direct comments on Sheen's lifestyle. He took aim at Charlie, who is pretty unstable, which was why Sheen went off on him.

Read the cards. The censored ones are pretty interesting.

http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php

Interestingly the card from last nights Big Bang Theory says he's taking a break from his essay type cards.

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #329

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.