Ok, this happened about 10+ years ago, when I was a high schooler working at the Husky Gas Station in Lake Sundance. At the time, there were quite a few ex-Flames living in the community; Jamie Macoun, Joel Otto, Colin Patterson, Carey Wilson, & Dana Murzyn, whom this is about. Of course it was usually a cool experience getting to meet retired Flames.
My boss at the gas station, was this crusty intimidating old pr!ck. This one particular afternoon, Murzyn stopped in with his half-ton, asked me to fill it, and walked to the Husky Convenience store, adjacent to the gas station (back then they were separate).
So I do my thing, pump the gas, squeegee the windows, and then hang up the filler, and meet Dana inside. He walks inside, and I notice he has each hand full with a Snapple (glass bottle), and a chocolate bar. I tell him the total, and how he'd like to pay. So instead of placing his items on the counter, he proceeds to try and reach inside his pocket and grab his wallet, but fumbles the Snapple & drops it on the floor, where it smashes into a gross mess, for a lowly pump jockey to clean up.
Coinciding with this mishap, my boss walks through as he returns from the mechanic shop in the rear.
"still got the same hands eh Murzyn", and continues his way on through to the convenience store.
I couldn't restrain myself, and let out a little giggle. Dana, quickly gave me his credit card, apologized and left.
(I have a few more player experiences, and an especially damning one of Trevor Kidd)